Clinical Comedy (PGH Version)

I got this from a forwarded e-mail in my medical class’ egroup. Enjoy!
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ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENT’S MEDICAL CHARTS
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
3. She has no rigors or shaking [...]